Comics, including Trevor Noah and Stephen Colbert, discussed the James Comey memo and how Fox News has been handling the story
Late-night hosts discussed allegations that Donald Trump tried to obstruct justice by requesting that James Comey stop his investigation into Michael Flynns ties with Russia.
On The Late Show, Stephen Colbert began by talking about Trump traveling to a Nato summit in Brussels after describing the military alliance as obsolete during his campaign. Thats going to be a little bit uncomfortable, he said.
Colbert continued: Thing is, the US is the most important member of Nato. Thats like being the best man at a wedding and standing up and saying: Congratulations to the happy couple, monogamy is obsolete, everybody into the flesh pile.
There have been reports that Nato is having to Trump-proof the visit for him. Traditionally, Trump-proofing means locking the door to the Miss USA dressing room, Colbert said.
He went on: With Trump around you, youve got to put the hooks on the cabinets, youve got to put bumpers on the coffee table, one of those twisty caps to childproof the nuclear button.
On The Daily Show, Trevor Noah started by commenting on another day of revelations. People are talking about President Trump being in real trouble this time, which means for Trump, its a normal Wednesday, he said.
He referred to Trump taking his first presidential trip abroad this weekend. At this point it feels less like a trip and more like hes fleeing the country, he said.
Noah noted that anything unearthed by the investigation into Trumps ties with Russia could affect his travel plans. If this investigation goes on long enough, Trump might not be able to get back home, because America doesnt let criminals back in the country, he said.
After reports of Comeys memo describing Trumps alleged request to let the Flynn case go, the phrase obstruction of justice has been frequently used. Obstruction of justice is to impeachments what that funky robot voice is to a Daft Punk song, he said. Its the key ingredient.
He then referred to Fox News as aggressively ignorant because it has tried to steer the latest news to fit into its pro-Trump agenda. One of the key elements of the channels strategy has been to note that Obama should have been investigated as well. You know you have a shitty case when your only defense is: but what about the other people? he said.
Noah is in no doubt over whom to trust at the moment. There were only two people in that room: one of them took notes, and the other one is the worlds most famous liar, he said.
On Late Night with Seth Meyers, the host said: Not only is Trump corrupt, hes not even smooth about it, he said. He sounds like a guy who tries to bribe the matre d at a restaurant but slips him a handful of loose change.
Comeys memos also reportedly referred to Trump telling him yet again how many people attended his inauguration. Oh my God, dude, let it go, Meyers said. Youre like an actor who had one line in a movie 30 years ago.
He played footage of Trump speaking yesterday, using a speech to coast guard graduates to complain about how unfairly he was being treated. After Trump slowly stumbled towards using the word surety, Meyers said: Trump approaches three-syllable words like a bear approaches a beehive.
He continued: Its been just over 100 days. Its very possible that the Trump presidency will actually be shorter than the NBA playoffs.
All news networks have been struggling to get members of Trumps party to speak. Even Fox News cant get Republicans to come on, he said. Thats like E! not being able to book a Kardashian.
Meyers noted that the main person sabotaging the presidency was the president. Trump is harming his presidency so much, I wouldnt be surprised if he was throwing it because he has money on his own impeachment, he said.
Finally, on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon also made reference to the cavalcade of Trump revelations. At this point, I feel like Trump has a phone reminder for every day at 4pm that says: Create giant new scandal, he said.
He also spoke about the possibility that Trump might get impeached. You can tell Trumps worried because today he frantically signed an executive order to make all prisons super nice, he said.