Our Favorite Chrissy Teigen Trump Tweets In Honor Of Her Getting Blocked

It's no secret that if we were still saying things are our spirit animal (we're not), Chrissy Teigen would be our spirit animal. It's also no secret that our current POTUS is a bloated, tang-flavored swamp monster who thinks no one needs health care and transgender Americans aren't people, but whatever. Needless to say, the two probably wouldn't hang out. Chrissy has been cyber-bullying the Bully-In-Chief since he was hosting . I mean, sure, my mom taught me not to make fun of people on the internet because my future employer could see it, but, like, I don't think Chrissy Teigen is losing her coconut water sponsorship or whatever because she's saying what the rest of us are thinking when it comes to Trump. In fact, I think coming for Trump in his own house (Twitter) has only made Chrissy more popular. Twitter literally loses its shit every time she replies, and considering the President of The United States is so obsessed with tweeting (a sentence I never thought I'd type), he's definitely reading her replies. I mean, we know that he is because as of Monday night, after 9 years of near-constant trolling, President Trump blocked Chrissy Teigen on Twitter.

Chrissy announced this joyous event in the only way she could - with a tweet, duh:

Teigen has basically been telling Trump that he's a virgin who can't drive since day one. Some of her more fun and quotable mentions include calling him a "lying, sniveling, whining sorry excuse for a human being," but what was it, exactly, that made Trump block her? Was it all the times she's reminded him that he's #old and acts like every horrible, white, racist grandpa in the game.

Or was it the time that she told him she'd rather be in a Sim world than live with his presidency:

Maybe it was the time she called him the opposite of Beyonc, which is basically the harshest insult in the book. Everyone wants to be Beyonc, including Donald Trump. Probably.

Nope, the straw that actually broke the sexist camel's back was just her telling him that no one likes him (again). Which, I guess, is pretty cold but actually not the worst thing she's every said. I guess the guy just can't stand the thought of not being the most popular. Is this why we need a fake commission to study voter fraud that isn't happening? MMM probably.

So here we are, the end of an era. I mean, not that we think Chrissy will stop roasting Trump anytime soon, but we will miss her direct replies and knowing that Trump is definitely reading them and having his feelings hurt. I guess if we want to hurt Trump's feelings, we'll have to find another way. Like, maybe impeachment. Just a thought. 

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